The Science of Getting Laid

I havent read this article yet, but the title alone was enough to know that I needed to post it on exit177. Link

Pilgrims would ride this

Happy Thanksgiving from the sunny side of the Bay!
Of course, I had no choice but to take a picture of this beauty. It is exactly what it looks like it is. And to boot, it has license plates. Oakland never ends.














It probably needs a caption, if you've got the time.

A side note related to Thanksgiving and the Bay; I attended a turkey-off this past weekend pitting two worthy variations of dead animal.
Your run of the mill deep-fried turkey vs. a turducken shipped from Louisiana, pre-cajun seasoned out. It did not have a bacon blanket, but instead had seasoned pork sausage between all layers of dead bird.
Sounds like a mismatch?
Apparently you have overlooked this great country's love of fried food.
Fried turkey was voted unanimously by 20 of the 24 voters. And they were San Francisco'd-out-liberal-eat-no-trans-fat voters at that.

Great analogy by Men's Health

This was one of the 14 things you will outlive mentioned in the magazine.

Cellphone contracts. There's good reason Europeans have abandoned these vestigal entanglements. Electronics evolve faster than a frog at Chernobyl,and committing 2 years to anything with a battery is like marrying a woman who ages twice as fast as you do.

December Dates to Remember

Dec 1 - cyber monday, when many web sites offer discounts. Shop.org for deals from 500-plus retailers. Deandeluca.com - meats, cheese, wines, Surprise.com - gift giving aid, Bhphotovideo.com - over 170,000 A/V gadgets, Rustyzipper.com - trendy vintage clothes

Dec 6 - College Football Day - SEC Championship, Big 12 Championship, ACC Championship

Dec 24,25 - good time to travel because airports aren't as busy these day, possibly get a good fare. Except for the top 3 travel destinations; denver, orlando, vegas - 2 out of three isn't bad. :-)
Christmas time too.

Dec 28 - flight to Orlando (percent of flights delayed by at least 15 minutes on Dec 28=55%)

Dec 31 - wedding

Anymore?

Flatrock Awards, '08

Okay, here we go again. Start thinking about the following categories:

--Best post
--best comment
--best blogger
--best animal
--best use of scrap wood
--best laminate countertop color
--best compliment from a blogger to a blogger
--best Eric Roberts movie, besides Best of the Best

By the way, the posts/comments from January of 2008 are incredible.

I don't know what to say.

This is...well, you'll see.

Oh Jesus.


Zune Paint from Sibling Rivalry on Vimeo.

No f'n way.

Bruce Lee. Ping Pong. Numb chucks.

This is the most incredible stuff I've ever seen. And I hope someone comments about how fake it is...because I don't know if it is.

Palmer?

Holy Mother, if you have HBO...

This Documentary has The Planet written all over it...and not the good parts.
This is HBO's Documentary called Dirty Driving. And it's great. The premise: a town based on the auto industry lives and dies by cars...including their entertainment, which is racing. So you thought the Lincoln County stock car races were sweet...

This show is the Silas family, meets Indiana, meets HBO so you can hear all the cursing and the woman mullet.

For the record, this is no disrespect for Wo-mullets. I think they're hot.

Also, for the record...HBO is one of the most creative/awesome channels on the tube. Their original programming is top-diggity-notch.

Rolling Stone Greatest Singers of All Time

#7--Bob Dylan
Nice pick Rolling Stone voting panel.

Artist chosen to Honor Dylan--Bono
F*@k you Rolling Stone. Don't ever let that douche-bag near your magazine again.

My new favorite website

Bacontoday.com
It's impressive for any website, let alone one completely about bacon.
Absolutely hilarious.
And yes, that's a Turbaconducken.

Check out these bacon pillows. God, this is funny.

Why RickJo Voted Obama. . .

10 DAYS 'TILL FFFF

Besides training your body for peak drinking performance, it's highly recommended that you train for as many bar games as you can think of.

You'll need it.

Enjoy your Friday

Although its hard, when it seriously got below 73 degrees today. This fucking weather. Where's summer already?

UPDATE: It dropped to 77. And gays still can't marry. (Take that Connecticut!)

Don't Ever, EVER cook a Platter macaroni and cheese.

Macaroni dinner sparks North Platte assault, police say
via Omaha World Herald

Winners move from Denver to Oakland.

No coincidence. Its a fact. Money Ball has a new victim!

You might be a redneck if...

As a former president voters turned down a ballot that would name a proposed federal building after you, and that new building is a sewage plant. Legacy.

A way more important vote than Tuesday's (RE-VOTE, SORRY)

Leave your comments for other ideas.

Need your size

For your official FFFF t-shirt. Cost will be $13.

Remember all those sci-fi movies where the dude walks up to a door and puts his hand on a screen to open it. If you want to try this out, just head to a hospital in California.

Yes We Did.

Take a bow, America. Great job.

Fall Fun Fest Five

Opening Ceremonies begin thanksgiving night, in Lincoln...but if you can't make it, we'll see you bright and early the next morning for the CU @ NU tailgating extravaganza. Email b@exit177.com with questions/comments.

By the way, I was going to mail out the invite, but I got lazy.